PORTLAND, OR (KGW) A schnoz stealing porch pirate is on the loose in Portland, Oregon.
Thieves stole a 2-foot-tall nose decoration from a front porch of the Albert family’s southeast Portland home Sunday night.
The family acquired the nostrils after they were thrown out like an old tissue after being used in a photo shoot.
“We just thought it would be funny to bring home,” 11-year-old Sayre Albert said.
For the last 12 months, the nose sat still on the front porch. The family decorated the nose for Halloween last year putting a bowl of candy under the nose and a sign that read, “pick one.”
It’s not light either, the nose weighs close to 50 pounds, so the family thinks that someone would’ve needed a car to take it home.
Sayre and his sister Dylan are now offering a reward of $6.27 because their mom said that the $2000 that Dylan first wanted to offer was a little too steep.